A few lines of rhyme, something a little different here at Left, Right, Up, Down.
You're just a simple tax payer - yes you are;
driving to work, driving both near and far;
bills to pay, mortgages & debts to meet;
you toil away with blisters on your feet;
the promise of democracy is that you have a choice;
whilst in stop-and-go traffic, your baby's nappy goes moist;
rest assured your dollars give welfare folk food to eat;
even if it is mostly cheap cuts of meat;
and even as you gingerly lay down your head;
with worries that your finances are in the red;
you know you are doing the right honourable thing;
even if you are paying for some dole bludger's bling;
ease your mind as your near-broken back finally relaxes;
for alas the only things certain tomorrow are death and taxes.